The Midlife-Crisis Angst Poem I Wrote Around My 40th Birthday, in Which Every Verse Is a Verb—In Its Gerund Form—Describing How I Spent That Year

(’84) Yawning

(’85) Reaching

(’86) Enjoying

(’87) Wondering

(’88) Discovering

(’89) Realizing

(’90) Swimming

(’91) Fitting

(’92) Playing

(’93) Rushing

(’94) Understanding

(’95) Dreaming

(’96) Self-discovering

(’97) Priding

(’98) Reading

(’99) Fasting

(’02) Leading

(’01) Dreading

(’02) Disarming

(’03) Disceaving

(’04) Reflecting

(’05) Lusting

(’06) Crying

(’07) Rebirthing

(’08) Loving

(’09) Doubting

(’10) Sharing

(’11) Crafting

(’12) Altering

(’13) Disappointing

(’14) Sprinting

(’15) Dreaming

(’16) Stitching

(’17) Hazing

(’18) Scraping

(’19) Planning

(’20) Floating

(’21) Nursing

(’22) Persevering

(’23) Crumbling

(’24) Dissapearing

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